if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.